Yo FAT - you a SIN!

Yo, you

Wots that you sayin! – you sayin if I’za fat then I don’t love ma Jesus?!

No, that’s not what I’za sayin! – because if you’re reacting like that, then you likely be a big mama, and Im slightly fearful of an ass-whippin.    

And if you’re saying it the way it just sounded in my head, then even being all the ways over in little ol New Zealand, ain’t gonna save me . . .

But, I shall continue, because I have something important to say dammit!

Fact # 1 mamapyjama is

 – this aint no religious blog  . . .  because it seems to me, no matter which religion you subscribe to, or whether you subscribe to one at all . . .

Your body is a pretty a-may-zing piece of machinery (even if it is currently in an abused state).  Yup, if you’re fat – I think in some way, you’re abusing your body . . .  oh, my lord, I can see your blood boiling from here!

OK sista, settle down . . .

Maybe you’ve tried lots of different things.  It may be you’re intentions are good, but due to misinformation, or the fact that you haven’t been taught how to accurately assess, if what you are trying is right for you, that it’s all gone face first in some pie.

Fact # 2 is

– whatever theory you subscribe to about how you came to be . . . you have everything at your disposal, to utilise your body the way (if you’re honest with yourself), it was intended. 

Yes, you was given legs to allow you to run and jump! – done any of that lately?  There’s plenty of healthy food around, and it takes just as much effort to get that, as it does to go down to McKFC or Wendys, or whatever else isn't actually nourishing you.

It doesn’t take much to honour your body with a little bit of movement and healthy food each day – now does it?!  (That is both a statement as in me making a point, and a question, because I want you to actually answer it)

So yes I am saying, FAT thinking  . . . as in ya gotta die of somethin, I wants to be enjoy me my life, not be worryin about all that disease and stuff

And, FAT eating . . . as in Im gonna eat whenever and whatever I want, my weight aint got nothing to do with that

And, FAT doing . . . as in Im gonna sit and watch tv as much and as long as I want, all that runnin around is for them sports kids

Is a SIN people – yup a sinny, sin, sin!!

So start treating your body like a temple – instead of just going someplace nice to worship, be someplace nice aswell, you do after all have you take YOU, everywhere YOU go.

Treat your body with the respect you treat your church, or if you don’t go to one, how you imagine you might treat something that demands a certain level of reverence.

If you’re confused, or feel you have tried everything, I’m only an email or a call away to rescue you – kinda like a Health 911, or 111 or whatever emergency number is – as long as you speak English or some version of it, Im good to go – yes, even if you’re American or Australian, we love you really.  Go on, do it . . .

Do it . . .

Do it . . .  call, or email – Ima here with your health bible ready to roll. . .  you’ll see if you look at www.healthcoaching.co.nz

Oh I had a final thought (thank cripes for that I hear ya sayin) – now, now mama taught you to be nice!  And this be what it is:

How are you going to answer if one of the questions at the pearly gates, or the 9^th house of whatever is

“Child, why did you not do for your body, and with your body, what I intended?”